Roasted 11 months ago based on y's long term Spotify stats.

Your Spotify profile looks like the grocery list of a confused hipster with a serious identity crisis. Is it "rap," "R&B," or the new French cuisine of music? At this point, I half-expect you to be jamming to whale sounds and interpretive dance playlists next. “Moroccan Rap”? Really? You’re just one obscure Spotify algorithm discovery away from your next existential breakthrough, not knowing whether to vibe or to validate your cultural appropriation. Let's dive into those top artists, shall we? A lineup that screams “I spend way too much time scrolling through TikTok for my music recommendations.” We get it; you have a thing for introspective lyrics and existential dread—congratulations, you’re basically a walking Tumblr post. Tyler, the Creator and Childish Gambino? You’re like a hip-hop fan who only hangs out in coffee shops and quotes “deep” Netflix specials. It's like you try to rotate artists like some kind of ironic DJ who moonlights as a philosophy major. Spoiler alert: you can’t just mix in one French rapper and suddenly sound worldly. And those most played songs! If I had a dollar for every time alcohol and heartbreak fueled your listening choices, I'd be able to buy you a new personality. "Promiscuous"? For someone who claims to appreciate the nuances of music, you sure did pick the most basic bop for your guilty pleasure. It’s painfully clear that your Spotify Wrapped is basically a rundown of every cliché you clung to while pretending you're a music connoisseur. Keep streaming those sounds of despair, darling; at this rate, you'll be the poster child for urban angst by the time summer rolls around.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!