Roasted 1 month ago based on M-J's long term Spotify stats.

M-J, your Spotify profile reads like a confession rather than a playlist. Seriously, you've got enough K-Pop idols to start a small nation, and let's not even talk about your love affair with "Soft Rock." It's like your music taste is a buffet where every dish has been cooked by a different chef with no idea how to blend flavors. Your top artists scream, "Hi, I have no idea who I am, but I hope the drag queens keep me entertained while I figure it out." RuPaul called—he wants his crown back because your taste in music is about as royal as a cardboard cutout. And let’s dive into your most played tracks. The only thing missing is a warning label: "Playing this may cause irreversible damage to your eardrums." "Go Off Queen" and "Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels"? You might as well be shouting, "I have no idea what self-identity means." It's like you spent your weekend watching every episode of "Drag Race" while ignoring the concept of diversification in art. With choices so niche, I half-expect your next favorite track to be the sound of a dumpster fire—at least it would be more original than all those basic pop anthems packed together like they're trying to achieve some kind of Hall of Fame for Wackiness. Finally, I can’t help but notice your love for genres that require you to have a PhD in eccentricity just to appreciate. "Ballroom Vogue"? What does that even mean? Are you planning on becoming a professional dancer or just trying to make the rest of us question our life choices? You've managed to take "soft pop" and turned it into a penetrative existential crisis. Congrats! It takes a true visionary to curate a playlist that feels like an emotional rollercoaster designed by someone who just lost their sense of direction in a dollar store. Keep on rocking, my friend. Or whatever that eclectic sound you're obsessed with is.

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