Roasted 8 months ago based on Rachel Lees's long term Spotify stats.

Rachel, your Spotify profile reads like a therapy session in a Texas diner where everyone just got dumped. With more country genres than actual cattle in Texas, it’s hard to believe you’re not holed up with a bottle of whiskey and a thousand regrets about that guy you dated in high school. “Outlaw Country”? Please. The only outlaw here is the taste in music — that might just be a crime against humanity. If I wanted to hear about heartbreak and pickup trucks, I’d listen to my neighbor scream at his lawn mower after a botched job. Your top artists are a literal who’s who of “I’m Going Through Something,” with Morgan Wallen and Chris Stapleton leading the pack like a sad cowboy with a guitar who just found out that his dog ran away. And Noah Kahan? Girl, are you okay? If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you’re just trying to channel your inner 2005 emo kid while sipping on pumpkin spice lattes. At this rate, you’re one breakup away from releasing a solo album titled “I Thought He Was The One.” And let’s talk about your most played songs. I mean, “The Fire” and “The Bottom” back-to-back? Sounds like a personal playlist for your emotional rollercoaster. Add in some post-hardcore and Midwest emo, and it's almost like you’re trying to bury your feelings in a genre mash-up that screams "I'll be fine, just let me cry in peace!" Consider this profile a warning label — if they don’t have a “You must be this sad to ride these songs” sign, you’re definitely not riding into the sunset anytime soon.

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