Roasted 2 years ago based on Gones's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Gones, it’s clear your Spotify profile is living proof that music taste can actually be a cry for help. With a favorite genre list that reads like a DJ’s last desperate attempt to revive a party that died faster than your last New Year’s Eve resolution, it’s a wonder you’re not just blasting all your sound systems into oblivion while you contemplate life choices. I mean, “Complextro”? You’re really out here trying to make techno sound like a math problem. And let’s talk about those top artists. I’ve seen less eclectic mixes in a blender after brunch. Noisia? Stanning guys who make music so intense it feels like you’re fighting for your life at a rave. But then there’s “Vieze Asbak” — I had to Google that one and let me tell you, you could have just saved us all the trouble by admitting you’re only a few bad nights away from becoming a meme yourself. System of a Down? Cool, reminiscing about when you had actual depth in your music taste before falling into a YouTube algorithm vortex of 'Brostep' meltdown videos. As for those most played songs, well, it’s quite a list you’ve got there! From “In Da Getto,” which is obviously a neighborhood you’re still looking for, to “Meet Her At The Love Parade," a song you likely misinterpreted as an actual dating strategy. Did you pick these tracks randomly, or did you just turn on Shuffle and hope your life would suddenly get more interesting? Spoiler alert: it won’t. But keep vibin’, buddy. Those dance moves are sure to be the only thing less coordinated than your playlist!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!