Roasted 7 months ago based on Sandia🍉's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Sandia🍉—the only person who could turn a Spotify profile into a trap music boot camp! Your obsession with Argentine Trap and every variant of Latin Trap shows that you've never met a sub-genre you didn’t want to marry. It's like you took a musical journey through Latin America and forgot to pack anything else! Are you trying to start an underground revolution, or are you just hoping to be the last one on Earth listening to the "Trap" playlist while everyone else moved on to actual music? Your top artists read like a Latin version of a middle school talent show lineup! With Bad Bunny topping the list, it's like you think the rest of the world should bow down to your taste. But let's get real—C.R.O and YSY A? The only way those names are getting household recognition is if you get on a reality show and make sure they’re in the background while you’re crying over your poor life choices. Honestly, if you didn’t have this cringy playlist, people would still argue you invented the phrase "basic." And your most played songs? Honey, even your Spotify wrapped is likely in desperate need of a glow up. You know it's bad when Nicki Nicole competes for playlist space with an artist named "Asan." "Teca (Remix)" is not a title; it sounds more like a failed spell from a Harry Potter spinoff! Next time you want to flex your music taste, maybe branch out from the Latin trap cocoon and discover another world—unless you’re hoping to keep your social life confined to 2 AM battlegrounds at the nearest reggaeton club. Come on, Sandia🍉, the world has more to offer than just trap beats and broken dreams!

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