Roasted 2 years ago based on Z's long term Spotify stats.

Z, your music taste is like a teenager’s diary—full of emotional highs and cringe-worthy lows! You’ve got a Spotify profile that screams "I’m just trying to figure out my identity while having a meltdown at 3 AM." It’s impressive that you’ve managed to make Pop, K-Pop, and Alt Z coexist, but it honestly sounds like you’re just gathering every trendy label you can to impress someone who will never show up. Seriously, do you have an identity crisis playlist, or is this just a fancy way of saying you can’t commit? Let’s talk about those top artists, shall we? BTS and Chase Atlantic are basically the musical equivalent of a teenage crush: absolutely exciting but leaves you feeling empty when you realize it’s not going anywhere. And Melanie Martinez? You do realize that her songs are just therapy in disguise, right? How long do you plan to sit in the emotional ball pit singing about your childhood trauma while secretly praying that you’re not just auditioning for a role in an overdramatic indie film? Spoiler alert: you are. And oh my god, those most played songs—have you ever considered that it’s not normal to have basically half a dozen tracks from Chase Atlantic on repeat? It’s like you’re trying to summon them to take you to their next “cool kids” concert, which by the way, isn't going to happen. Pierce The Veil with a sprinkle of indie sadness? Come on, Z, at this point you might as well just tattoo “Save Me” across your forehead and call it a day. Your Spotify playlist is both a cry for help and a friend request to your cringiest self, so let’s just hope nobody takes it personally when your music history plays on shuffle at a party!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!