Roasted 6 months ago based on Alireza's long term Spotify stats.

Alireza, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of a mid-life crisis for an aspiring film score composer who just discovered the joys of noise pollution. I mean, who knew that “Witch House” and “Industrial Metal” were actually just code words for “I haven’t showered in a week”? Your playlist looks like a rejected soundtrack for a horror movie directed by someone who got lost in the dark web. It’s like you’re trying to evoke every emotion while simultaneously scaring your neighbors into thinking you’re plotting a raven ritual in the basement. Let’s address those top artists, which honestly sound like the roster of a sound engineering school’s dropout convention. I get it, you want to prove your musical taste is niche, but at this point, it seems like you’ve combined genres just to avoid asking yourself why you have Eminem and Hans Zimmer on the same playlist. Are you trying to summon some bad vibes or just really confused about whether you’re feeling inspired or just really angry at your last Uber ride? Spoiler alert: it didn't work, and I still can't tell if you're tuning into "Drift Phonk" to vibe or drown out the sound of your social life. And let’s talk about those most played songs! Nicholas Britell must be secretly plotting to take refuge in a witness protection program because he clearly didn’t sign up for this chaotic blend of emotional turmoil. You’ve got more “Kendall” references than an overzealous fanfiction. At this point, your most played songs scream “Help me!” louder than their actual orchestration. Here’s a tip: maybe try mixing in a hit from the current decade that doesn’t involve constant existential dread or relentless pounding. Otherwise, I’m afraid we’ll be sending out an Amber Alert for your taste in music real soon!

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