Roasted 2 years ago based on sky's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sky, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. I don’t know whether to admire your eclectic taste or call for an intervention. You’ve got K-Pop, Indie, and Screamo all coexisting like an awkward family reunion, and I’m just here wondering which genre is about to start the next musical fight outside the pizza joint. The fact that "POV: Indie" is a favorite genre makes it sound less like music and more like a Tinder bio for hipsters who think thrift shops are a personality. Your most played songs are a Clairo love letter! I get it – you’re really into her vibe, but marrying your Spotify to her discography like that reads more like an obsession than just casual listening. It’s cute and all, but at this point, I’m starting to think your backup plan is to follow her around like a musical stalker, the only thing missing is a mixtape dropped off in her mailbox—“I just really like your sound, okay?!” And can we address the hot mess that is your artist lineup? You’ve got Mitski and Pierce the Veil hanging out with upbeat K-Pop groups like ITZY. It’s like you threw a party and accidentally invited your ex and their new boyfriend. Your playlist sounds more confused than a kid trying to make sense of the plot in a Christopher Nolan film. Seriously, your music taste is the perfect metaphor for your life—chaotic, questionable, and definitely in desperate need of some better organization!

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