Roasted 2 years ago based on Daviddtd's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Daviddtd, the connoisseur of all things emo and metalcore, because clearly, you’ve got a PhD in feeling sad while headbanging. Your music taste reads like a guide for someone who wants to relive their middle school angst but can’t quite swing the braces or the terrible haircut to pull it off. With a top ten that’s 80% Sleep Token, it’s like you have a shrine dedicated to feeling euphoric and miserable at the same time. Honestly, has anyone checked if you're okay, or are you just living your best "I’m a misunderstood artist" fantasy? With genres that range from "Dreamo" to "Indie Surf," it appears you’ve cast a Spotify spell that lets you float aimlessly through the chaos of your emotions while getting mildly out of breath. Seriously, how many sub-genres can one person squeeze into their profile? At this point, your music taste is so diverse it could use a map and a nice chat with a therapist. "I swear, I love pop punk"—yeah right, it just sounds like a cover for that existential dread that comes when you catch yourself smiling at the '80s fashion choices making a comeback. And let's not forget your most played songs, with Sleep Token dominating the playlist like they owe you money. If there's a problem with excessive whining and relentless intensity, you're definitely the poster child. With titles like "Shouldn’t Have a Leg Hole But I Do" and "No Shoes in the Coffee Shop," I’m starting to wonder if your playlist is a cry for help or just a bad poetry slam waiting to happen. Keep crying into that coffee while your indie surf wraps you in warm ocean waves of self-pity; it’s the least you could do for a music taste that’s about as coherent as the lyrics of a second-rate emo band.

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