Roasted 2 years ago based on eleahyification's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, eleahyification. With a name like that, it's no wonder you listen to a whole spectrum of genres that directly correlate with your confused identity. You’ve meticulously curated a playlist that screams “I can’t make up my mind” louder than a pop punk anthem. Between 'Chamber Pop' (as if we all need a touch of the Renaissance while listening to sad boys) and 'Screamo' (because crying is best done with distortion pedals), it's clear you threw darts at a list of genres and just picked whichever ones stuck. Congratulations, you've managed to create a musical identity perfect for a midlife crisis… at 23. Your taste in artists is like a hipster bingo card. You’ve got a solid mix of moody indie bands that your friends probably haven't heard of (until you told them about it seven times), and Beyoncé, who somehow slipped in despite your intense efforts to stay in the "I shop exclusively at thrift stores" zone. Elliott Smith and Waxahatchee? Super mainstream, and by that, I mean “for a person who regularly posts ‘deep’ quotes on Instagram.” Good luck finding a music partner; the last person who tried probably burst out laughing at your top artists while simultaneously questioning your taste in people. And let’s not even talk about your most played songs. “Dumbest Girl Alive” is practically your theme song at this point, isn’t it? And “Gatita” by Bellakath? If that isn’t a cry for help wrapped in a reggaeton beat, I don't know what is. But we see you out there, combining “dark rain” with “dance pop,” hoping to live that emo dream while still getting your cardio in. You might be in a perpetual state of musical indecisiveness, my friend, but at least your Spotify Wrapped will always be a source of entertainment— and that's something, right?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!