Roasted 9 months ago based on David Moreira's long term Spotify stats.

David Moreira, your Spotify profile is like a music festival that got stuck in a traffic jam somewhere between a Portuguese hip hop concert and an awkward Punta dance-off. Seriously, seven different flavors of trap? Are you trying to trap your own musical taste in a time loop? I half-expect your playlists to come with a warning label: "Caution, excessive exposure may induce eye-rolls and mild cringing." Your top artists look like the lineup for a hip hop summit that nobody asked for. "Kendrick Lamar" shining like a diamond, while "Munic HB" is like that person who just won’t leave the party—but not in a cute way. And can we talk about your "Most Played Songs"? "Plutonio 28 Fev 2025"? What, are you trying to show off your time travel capabilities? Spoiler alert: You’re only traveling through auditory embarrassment. At this point, your Spotify looks like a case study on how to curate a playlist that confuses friends and terrifies parents. I’m just saying, if your music taste were a movie, it’d be a low-budget sequel no one asked for, featuring way too many plot twists that lead nowhere. Step it up, David! Even your music collection is crying out for an intervention.

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