Roasted 11 months ago based on wanda maximoff's long term Spotify stats.

Wanda, sweetie, your Spotify profile looks like a therapy session gone hilariously wrong. With favorite genres that range from "Dark Ambient" to "Christmas," it's like you couldn’t decide if you were adding tracks for an existential crisis or a festive holiday gathering. That’s some impressive musical indecisiveness right there! I mean, are you trying to haunt a haunted house or provide ambiance for an artsy coffee shop? The only thing more confused than your playlist is probably your social life. And girl, your top artists scream “I’m an emotional hurricane with a sprinkle of pop magic.” Billie Eilish gets more playtime on your profile than a kid's game of hopscotch! It’s almost like you have a court order to only vibe to her songs while contemplating life choices in the middle of the night. Also, Patrick Watson and Mitski? Look, I get it; you want to channel your inner artsy misfit, but there’s a point where you cross into the territory of magnolia-scented crisis. It’s a wonder you haven’t started hand-painting thrift store furniture to match your mood! And don’t get me started on your top songs! Three different versions of a dude named Erik Satie? Are you sure his Gymnopédies aren’t just a front for an elaborate cotillion for sad hipsters? No one needs that much emo piano unless you’re trapped in your own melodrama, and sweetie, we all know you are. If musical taste were a competitive sport, you'd be that player who shows up with mismatched socks, all the trophies in the world, but still doesn't understand offside rules. Keep swinging, Wanda; you're certainly a one-of-a-kind Spotify mystery!

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