Roasted 7 months ago based on Luís Sousa's long term Spotify stats.

Luis Sousa, your Spotify profile is like a pretentious art gallery with no one in it. Seriously, you could use "Avant-Garde" as a synonym for "I can't figure out what I actually like." At this point, your taste in music is less about enjoyment and more about a personal challenge to see how many obscure artists you can name-drop in a single conversation. If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to enjoy a 'Dark Ambient' playlist and instead ended up contemplating their existence, I could afford a ticket to a real concert. Your "most played" songs read like a fruit salad concocted by a hipster on an acid trip. "I am the pipe I hit myself with"? Wow, profound. Or maybe it’s just an excuse for inciting a headache with your painfully artistic taste. Honestly, did your Spotify algorithm lose a bet and decide to serve you only the weirdest stuff? It’s as if you’re trying to tick off the ‘most nightmare-inducing genres’ box on a bingo card: noise rock, hyperpop, and dark ambient? What’s next, unfiltered crying sounds from the bathroom at 3 AM? And that top artist lineup? Björk, Xiu Xiu, and FKA twigs? You’ve practically curated a soundtrack for introverts who also happen to be having an existential crisis. No offense, but your profile gives off the vibe that you’re perpetually late to every party because you were busy analyzing the ‘screams per minute’ in noise rock underground scenes. Maybe throw some Taylor Swift in there someday for balance, or is that just too mainstream for your artsy soul?

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