Roasted 4 months ago based on ꨄ︎'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the world's biggest K-Pop enthusiast, Jay Glazer, also known as "Number One" at the local Bubble Tea Shop! Seriously, with a playlist that resembles a middle schooler’s frantic 'favorites’ folder, you’ve officially declared war on musical maturity. Anyone with a nose can smell the overindulgence in shiny pop wrappers, but hey, at least you have enough Noise Music to justify your questionable choices. We get it; diversity is key, but your case looks more like a chaotic buffet where a toddler with a sugar rush went to town. And the Top Artists list! If I didn’t know any better, I’d think your Spotify was sponsored by an "All-You-Can-Eat" Korean BBQ. Taylor Swift? Sure, throw her in! She adds a pinch of flavor to your otherwise bland menu of boy bands and sugary pop. For the record, I didn’t realize ‘P1Harmony’ was also the name of a discount store in your town. Please, for your own good, consider expanding your horizons beyond the land of flashy outfits and choreographed dances. Maybe check out, I don’t know, actual artists? And I can’t even talk about your most played songs without laughing. Who knew "Big Girls Don't Cry" was the anthem for your emotional rollercoaster? You must’ve misread the memo that said “make your music choices reflect your heartbreak.” The only thing I’m feeling here is sympathy for the poor soul who has to sit through your playlist during a road trip. When it comes to curating a vibe, you’re more of a cul-de-sac than a freeway. At least we know one thing for sure: you probably keep your laundry in a pop-themed basket because your taste is stuck in a perpetual teenage phase.

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