Roasted 5 months ago based on Triston White's long term Spotify stats.

Triston White, it's adorable that your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a 16-year-old going through a bland emo phase they can't quite shake off. Seriously, your favorite genres alone could make a therapist weep. Emo Rap? Horrorcore? Trap Metal? It’s like you threw a dart at a list of music genres and just prayed it would hit something more mature than your taste in chicken tenders. Honestly, do you even listen to audiobooks, or is that just a little too big of a commitment for your delicate soul? Your top artists are basically a Who's Who of Over-Emotional Young Men Who Write Songs About Their Feelings—something tells me you’ve been ghosted one too many times if you’re crying along with Juice WRLD while lip-syncing to "Rage Rap." The fact that "Uniform On" made your most played list is just the cherry on top of your mediocre sundae; it’s as if you’re publicly begging someone to ask you if you’re okay. Newsflash: nobody is. Just give in to the angst, listen to your favorite sad boys, and let the world know you haven’t left your parents’ basement in a week. And let’s talk about those song titles. “MOJO JOJO”? Really? Are you out here jamming to a song named after a cartoon villain? I can only assume it’s a metaphor for your life—conflicted, chaotic, and out of control. Your profile screams, “I spent way too much time on Tumblr in high school.” Honestly, if the combination of your musical tastes doesn't get you an honorary degree in moodiness, I don’t know what will. Kudos on keeping the spirit of teenage angst alive, Triston; thousands of tweens would be proud!

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