Roasted 10 months ago based on jay's long term Spotify stats.

Jay, my dude, your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape made with all the sad boy energy of a teenager who just discovered eyeliner and sad meme pages. I mean, “Emo Rap” and “Trap Metal”? What happened, did your therapist run out of crayons for you to color in your feelings? Your favorite genres sound like the soundtrack to an existential crisis in a Hot Topic dressing room. I half-expect your Spotify Wrapped to come with a side of crying memes and a fresh supply of tissues. And those top artists? It’s like you pulled them straight from the emotional landfill of the internet. You've got $uicideboy$ and Lil Peep battling for the title of Biggest Regret, while Post Malone is just there wondering how he ended up in the fifth circle of your Spotify hell. Twenty One Pilots must be shaking their heads, seriously questioning who hurt you so bad that you lathered your soul with all that post-hardcore angst. Newsflash: It’s not a personality, it’s a call for help! Then we get to your most played tracks, and I can only imagine you listening to “Blow With The Hoe” while writing a poem entitled "My Heart is a Messy Bedroom." You’ve mixed melancholy with some weird dance party I didn’t ask for, and it’s as concerning as it is entertaining. If your Spotify wrapped doesn’t come with an apology letter to your middle school self, then I don’t know what’s the point! Just remember, the only trap you need to escape from is that infinite loop of angst-ridden playlists. Start branching out before the algorithm decides to send you an intervention!

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