Roasted 11 months ago based on kenya's long term Spotify stats.

Kenya, your Spotify profile reads like the world's saddest invitation to a party that nobody wants to attend. "K-Pop," "Christian Pop," and "Bachata"? It's like your music taste is attempting a global apology tour. At this point, I half expect you to add "The Sound of Silence" to your list just to enjoy a moment of blissful solitude. The duality of your soul is confusing—one minute you're vibing with BTS, and the next, you're preparing for Sunday service as if “God's Plan” is a genre now. You might as well paint a giant mural of your eclectic taste on the side of a church while you're at it. Seriously, the only thing missing from your top artists list is a random grandma playing the tambourine, which could really add that extra layer of charm to your persona. Listening to "Christian Hip Hop" doesn't make you edgy; it just shows you’re not quite ready to fully commit to your K-drama fantasies. And let’s not even get started on your most-played songs. If “Soap Opera” by VILLAIN isn’t a reflection of your dating life, I don’t know what is. With tracks like “Hancock” and “Sugarcoat,” your profile is begging for someone to take it seriously while wearing clown shoes. For someone who apparently hangs out with so many "oceanfromtheblue" songs, I can't help but feel that your playlist is just a collection of tracks that all sound like they were created in an abandoned amusement park. The vibe you're putting out is dangerously close to a music mid-life crisis, and trust me, searching for the next “New Rnb Era” isn’t going to fix that. Give your Spotify a makeover like it’s 2006, switch things up, and maybe then you can graduate from music taste resembling a buffet where nobody likes the food. Until then, I guess we all get the pleasure of snickering at your choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!