Roasted 7 months ago based on danial's long term Spotify stats.

Danial, your Spotify profile looks like it was curated by a confused high school kid trying to impress both their K-Pop-obsessed friends and their metalhead uncle who still thinks Slipknot is cool. You've managed to mix genres with the finesse of a blindfolded toddler playing with a blender. I’m not sure whether I should laugh or cry at the fact that your most-played artist is ROSÉ—girl, I get it. She’s great, but are you planning to apply for a job as her official hype person, or do you just rock her entire discography like it’s the soundtrack to your teary, overdramatic lifestyle? And let’s talk about your top artists. You’ve got everything from ‘WWE’—because who doesn’t want a little incorporated wrestling drama in their music?—to ‘Navy Band’ like it’s the new trendy underground scene. Nothing says “impressive taste” like blasting the Netherlands National Anthem at 3 AM while crying to ROSÉ's most existential tracks. Honestly, Danial, I thought we were only supposed to feel sad in our bedrooms, but you turned it into a full on rave just missing a disco ball and existential dread. Look, I’m no music critic, but I think your profile is crying out for some therapy. I mean, “Hard Rock” just feels lost among “Brazilian Phonk” and “Art Pop.” It's like bringing a fork to a soup tasting. At this point, it seems like your musical taste is as confused as my Wi-Fi signal when I’m trying to connect to that “free Wi-Fi” at a gas station. If you want help with your identity crisis, just know your Spotify is here for you, even if it sounds like the playlist for a multi-genre party thrown inside a blender.

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