Roasted 3 months ago based on qarllos's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Qarllos, your Spotify profile is like a trip to a buffet where someone brought only the side dishes. You’ve chosen a playlist that sounds like it came straight out of a Malaysian tourist brochure, and honestly, I’m scared to ask if you took a nap while making it. “Malay Pop” and “Hipdut” might be the only musical categories where even your own taste in music would get its own flight ban. You’re diving deep into the niche so effectively, I’m starting to wonder if you’re in negotiations to become the official soundtrack to a seafood market. Your top artists are an elite squad of names that roll off the tongue like a mouthful of marbles. “Luqman Podolski”? Really? The only thing more obscure than that name is the thought process that went into signing this musical One-Hit-Wonder Hall of Fame. Meanwhile, you’re streaming “Ubur Ubur Ikan Lele” like it’s the finest work of art. I can’t help but picture you bopping around your living room, living your best life, while the rest of us are left wondering if we just stared too long into the existential void. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Calon Mantu Idaman”? I’ve seen less cringe-inducing titles at my local karaoke night. At this point, your music taste is so wildly niche that I fully expect to see you on the cover of the next ‘Weird Flavors of Life’ magazine, right next to articles on collecting toenail clippings from famous people. Stick to the rhythms, Qarllos, but just remember: even if the world seems like one big “Lagu Timur” dance-off, there’s a whole universe of sound out there beyond the confines of your melodious Malaysian bubble.

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