Roasted 2 months ago based on Sandro's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Sandro, let’s break down this Spotify disaster you call a profile. First of all, your favorite genres list looks like the playlist for a hip-hop dinner party hosted by someone who's never seen the inside of a club. I mean, who needs a personality when you've got "Old School Hip Hop" and "Jazz Rap" lumped alongside "UK Drill"? Are you trying to impress your parents or your therapist? I can’t decide if your music taste is hilarious or just sad; either way, I’m chuckling. Then, there’s the “Top Artists” section. It’s like you threw a dart at a magazine cover and called it a day. Congrats, you’re the only person on the planet who manages to listen to both Drake and Nemzzz without a hint of irony! You know what they say: birds of a feather flock together—so what does it say when your aspirations include becoming the next big thing in rap while still bumping their background music? I’d bet money that your Spotify Wrapped is just a straight facepalm emoji. But let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? “Apple Juice” by Teddy Swims? That’s some soft-core hip-hop manipulation right there. If you wanted to listen to the soundtrack of your sad, lonely Saturday nights, there were better tracks to choose than whatever this “Nemzzz” at the bottom of the list is. Plus, the sheer audacity of playing "Be My Baby" by The Ronettes just proves that your playlist doubled as a multi-genre disaster recovery plan. At the end of the day, if Spotify ever has a “Need Help?” section for its users, they should just redirect them to your profile as an example of what not to do.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!