Roasted 9 months ago based on Matteo's long term Spotify stats.

Matteo, it’s like your Spotify profile is a culinary experiment gone wrong where the chef only has one ingredient: The Weeknd. Seriously, I’ve seen more variety in a bowl of plain oatmeal. You love Italian Trap and Christian Hip Hop, but your most played songs are essentially a love letter to the same artist repetitively whispering sweet nothings into your ears. At this point, you could just rename your profile "Matteo & The Weeknd: A One-Sided Relationship" because it clearly knows you better than anyone else in your life. You’ve got a top 10 with enough genres to convince anyone that your taste is eclectic, but in reality, it’s just a playlist for when your emotional range oscillates between “I’m sad” and “I’m sad but want to dance.” I applaud the impeccable mix of soft pop and rage rap; it’s like you’re trying to cultivate a personal soundtrack that captures the essence of a midlife crisis in real-time—one minute you’re contemplating your existence with NF, and the next you want to rave about it with some random EDM drop. It's a rollercoaster of confusion that makes me wonder if you even know yourself. And let’s chat about those top artists: The Weeknd should just team up with your “most played songs” and save everyone the trouble of questioning your taste in music. Not to mention the fact that two of your selected top artists are Kanye and Lana Del Rey—so you really went the extra mile on the emotional baggage. Newsflash, buddy: Your music choices are the reason people think a few therapy sessions wouldn’t go amiss. But hey, keep playing “Save Your Tears” while you work through that, because nothing says “I’m coping” quite like a Good Vibes Only playlist filled with heartbreak!

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