Roasted 2 years ago based on catobas's long term Spotify stats.

Teilo, your Spotify profile reads like a desperate love letter to the Brazilian underground, as if you’re trying to convince the world that your taste in music isn’t just a 'Who’s Who' of random fads. I mean, come on, with a playlist that screams “I definitely wear socks with sandals,” it’s hard not to imagine you at every family party, making sure everyone knows you’re the *only* one who understands the complexities of Trap Brasileiro. Your genre selection is so niche it makes hipsters look like mainstream pop lovers. I half-expect your Spotify to start recommending obscure insect mating calls next. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It looks like you just googled "Who's popular in Brazil?" and copy-pasted the results like a semi-uninformed international spy. With “Mc Poze do Rodo” dominating your most played list, it’s safe to say you’ve single-handedly kept him from facing bankruptcy. It’s honestly impressive how you’ve managed to curate a collection of artists who sound like they’re all having a mid-life crisis at a karaoke bar in a tiny Brazilian town. Your music taste is like a fine wine… if that wine were fermented in a dumpster behind a gas station. Lastly, your most played songs could easily double as the soundtrack to an inside joke that only you and your cat understand. "To de Pé" on repeat? Is that because you think playing it enough times will magically make you dance? Spoiler alert: it won’t. The only dancing you’ll be doing is around the crushing reality that you might need new friends who can handle your tragically specific music preferences. But hey, at least you’ve found your little corner of the internet—where your questionable taste in music keeps you comfortably isolated from the rest of humanity. Bravo, Teilo!

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