Roasted 9 months ago based on Avalavava's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Avalavava, you poor unfortunate soul. It’s like your Spotify profile is a bizarre homage to the feelings of a teenage drama queen who's never gotten over that middle school crush. Musicals and grunge? That's the kind of combo that makes people wonder if you’re crying on stage or throwing your significant other’s record collection off a cliff because they didn’t text you back fast enough. Your taste is an indecisive buffet of emotional baggage – like a tragic rom-com of a playlist where every track is a potential therapy session waiting to happen. Let’s talk about those top artists – they read like a ‘Who’s Who of “Please Don’t Take Me Seriously.”’ Conan Gray must be thrilled to have so many sad songs on your rotation; I'm pretty sure he's adding your profile to his list of reasons to start an existential crisis support group. And Andrew Rannells? Either you have a secret crush on Broadway or you're trying to compensate for a lack of charisma in real life – spoiler alert, it’s showing. By the time you hit 'play' on your most played songs, you're basically the human embodiment of a 'how not to deal with your feelings' guide. And we can’t ignore that treasure trove of top tracks. “Four Jews in a Room Bitching”? You sure are making it sound like that’s a documentary about your weekend plans. Is this a playlist meant to make you feel better, or are you actively trying to drive everyone away with your over-the-top emotional rollercoaster? Whatever the reason, sweetheart, it seems your playlists are doing a spectacular job at giving folks secondhand embarrassment. Your Spotify profile is like an onion – it makes people cry, but only because they’re desperate to peel back the layers and understand how you ended up like this in the first place!

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