Roasted 2 years ago based on bry's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, tompkinsb-us, the proud curator of the most eclectic collection of questionable music choices since your cousin's mixtape dropped at the last family reunion. Seriously, your love for K-Pop boy groups is rivaled only by a middle school girl's diary entry. It's like you walked into a music store, blindfolded, and picked genres at random. One second it's hyperpop, the next, you're in the depths of glitchcore. Are you trying to make a point about the chaos of modern life or just avoid commitment in your playlist? Either way, well done—it's a hot mess of audacity! Your top artists sound like a lineup for a teenage angst festival, sprinkled with some hipster flair that feels more like a Tinder bio gone wrong. I mean, are we really sure jxdn is not the brand manager for your ’50,000 regretful Spotify streams? You could create a new genre called "Concerningly Obsessive Ex-Partner Vibes" based solely on your streaming habits. Meanwhile, BTS must be shaking their heads, wondering what kind of existential crisis prompts someone to bury themselves in the verses of "Friends With Benefits" over actual friendship. It’s clear you’re trying to decode the mystery of human connection through repetitive heartbreak tracks… good luck with that. And those most played songs? It’s like you took an unfiltered look into your soul and recorded the tsunami of teenage drama that’s still trapped inside. It's commendable that you're working through your feelings, but maybe throw in a few tracks that don’t sound like they were produced in a 12-year-old's garage? This isn't therapeutic music, it's a cry for help that even Siri would refuse to analyze! So, keep rocking that Spotify profile, but maybe consider diversifying beyond the angst; the world deserves more than your soundtrack of sorrow—or at least a break from jxdn's greatest hits on repeat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!