Roasted 27 days ago based on Rhys Lieuwen's long term Spotify stats.

Rhys Lieuwen, I see your Spotify profile reads like the discarded playlist of a middle-aged dad at a 90s rock festival. I get it; you’ve got more “rock” than a geology class and somehow still manage to bring out the musical equivalent of plateauing in your emotional growth. Seriously, you’ve cornered the market on genres that scream “I peaked in high school.” If I threw a guitar into your profile, I’m pretty sure the strings would just give up in defeat. Your top artists look like they staged a desperate intervention when they found out you were still vibing to the same three songs from your angsty teenage years. Green Day and Nirvana? Bravo! It’s like you’re collecting songs that remind you of your rebellious phase, but we all know you never really left the basement. You’d think with so much classic rock breathing down your neck, you’d at least diversify your taste. But no, let’s just slap a “metal” sticker on everything and call it a day. The world really needed another air guitar enthusiast with commitment issues. And then there are your most played songs. Paranoid? That’s fitting, because I’m paranoid about what your playlists must be doing to the collective talent of these artists. With your musical taste, it’s hard to tell if you’re preparing for a glorious headbanging session or just desperately trying to relive the glory days when being moody was actually cool. But I applaud your effort; keep rocking that mullet you don't have and jamming to nostalgia while the rest of us move on to the actual 21st century. Lucky for us, the world, and music, kept spinning without you!

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