Roasted 2 years ago based on NoahLuther's long term Spotify stats.

Noma, your Spotify profile reads like a dissertation on the hip-hop buffet where you can't decide if you like appetizers, entrees, or desserts, so you just pile everything on one plate. If your musical tastes were a person, they’d be that friend who orders every item on the menu, not because they want it, but just to say they've tried it. With nine different flavors of 'hip hop' swirling around like a sonic identity crisis, it's clear you’re just trying to cover all the bases for when your friends inevitably ask, “What do you really listen to?” Spoiler alert: it’s definitely too much Kanye. It's amusing how your top songs make it look like your entire music library is a Kanye West tribute band featuring MF DOOM as the opening act. Are you trying to start a support group for people who can't listen to anything without being led by someone called 'West'? Your top played songs list is basically a manifesto of how to climb the charts while simultaneously standing still in your ‘Kanye-complex’. Seriously though, it’s like you were going for a genius rotation, but ended up with more “one-hit wonders” than the average radio station in a time capsule. And the sheer number of genres you've packed in there? It screams commitment issues! “I love rap, hip hop, AND alternative hip hop!” It’s ironic you enjoy “Conscious Hip Hop” because clearly your musical taste lacks any self-awareness. No wonder your playlists are longer than the average attention span of both your friends and people trying to digest this wild concoction of musical choices. Searching through your Spotify feels like wandering through an attic of albums, only to discover the vintage vinyl of all your exes playing in the background.

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