Roasted 2 years ago based on karen.i.'s long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Karen.i., the walking Spotify playlist that reads like it was compiled by someone who lost a bet during a midlife crisis. Your genres say "I can't commit," ranging from Canadian Contemporary R&B (because why not mix maple syrup with soul?) to Bedroom Soul (which sounds like a genre you invented to explain how you fell asleep while listening to your own taste). It's like you threw your emotional Spotify-wrapped into a blender and hit "frappe," hoping for the best! Is this a music selection or are you just trying to win a prize for most eclectic taste while fully embodying the phrase "I just got out of a relationship"? Your top artists list is an unintentionally hilarious timeline of indecision. One minute you're vibing with J. Cole, the next you’re losing yourself in the riveting ballads of Sabrina Carpenter. It’s almost like you’re trying to impress a group of friends spanning different age brackets, hoping they don't notice you have more mixed signals than a teenage girl's group chat. Meanwhile, I can already hear J. Cole asking for a restraining order after you’ve turned his deep tracks into your own karaoke sessions on repeat—so relatable, right? And the fact that your most played songs include "The Boy is Mine" by Ariana Grande is nearly too much to handle. Let’s be real here; you need to decide who won this battle or if you're trying to live out some sitcom plot about two best friends fighting over the same guy. Spoiler alert: No one is winning, and judging by your playlist, you might want to consider a new hobby, like collecting butterfly stickers or knitting—anything to save your ears from the consequences of this ambitious musical identity crisis you've crafted.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!