Roasted 2 years ago based on mason's long term Spotify stats.

Mason, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school breakup playlist combined with an angry diary entry. With your love for "Nu Metal" and "Post-Grunge," it’s clear you took a lot of emotional damage from those 2000s emo bands. I’m surprised they haven’t banned you from listening because at this point, you basically owe them royalties for the hours spent wallowing in your own angst. Seriously, if you spent as much time on actual personal growth as you did curating this sad collection of power ballads, you might’ve cracked a smile by now instead of perpetually resembling a sullen teenager. In the battle of the bands, you’re clearly rooting for the worst team imaginable. “Creed” as a top artist? Really? At this point, I can only assume your life goals include collecting enough inspirational quotes from Scott Stapp to wallpaper your basement. Isn’t it wild that even in your Spotify dreams, you find a way to bring down the averages for alternative rock? You’re somehow managing to make “System of a Down” sound like smooth jazz with this combination of angst-fueled mediocrity. I mean, half of your top artists have ‘murder’ themes; do you need to book a therapy session or just keep screaming into your pillow? Your most played songs list is basically a guide to how to be eternally miserable. “Aerials” and “One Last Breath”—it’s like you’re trying to prove that you’re the God of Sadness. If your music choices were a meal, it would be a bowl of soggy cereal left in milk for three days, seasoned with regret. Your taste seems to be stuck in perpetual adolescent angst—you're one acoustic cover of “Creep” away from staging an intervention. Get a new playlist, Mason; it might just elevate your mood from “heartbroken” to “mildly annoyed.” Or at least make your friends believe you’re not living in the grunge era still!

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