Roasted 2 years ago based on annikarickbeil's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s annikarickbeil, a walking Spotify algorithm who got lost in a hipster thrift store. Your entire profile reads like a Pinterest board of the anxiety-curing playlists that the basic kids create while pretending to be deep. I mean, you’re so into “Indie Pop” and “Art Pop” you might as well be setting up your tent in a commune, crying about your non-existent traumas while sipping a fair-trade latte. And “Stomp And Holler”? What is that? Did you run out of genres and just start beating on pans in frustration? Your top artists are basically a playlist for people who want to sound cultured but can’t be bothered to leave their bedroom. Seriously, does your Spotify Wrapped just say “I have commitment issues” every year? The fact that Atta Boy is dominating your most played list is almost impressive—like you found one artist you relate to so much that you’re practically stalking them. Wake up! It’s great that you’ve found your niche, but it isn’t healthy to love one band like they're your significant other and then treat everything else like a one-night stand. And what’s with “How Much Is Weed?” being on your playlist? It seems like your music taste is like an awkward first date—conflicted and trying way too hard to impress. You really can’t decide if you want to vibe out in your linen sheets or drop bars about your played-out life. Here’s a suggestion: expand your horizons a little before you accidentally join the indie bandwagon and start hosting a podcast explaining how you’ve “always been into tunes that speak to the soul.” C’mon, there’s only so much self-loathing acoustic music one can handle!

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