Roasted 2 years ago based on Lawrence's long term Spotify stats.

Lawrence, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis waiting to unfold. I mean, come on—your favorite genres look like a Jenga tower of identity confusion. You’ve got more flavors in your playlist than a kid in a candy store who just discovered sugar. "Rap," "R&B," "Pop," and “Canadian Pop”? At this point, you’re just a musical buffet, but too bad nobody’s hungry for that. As for your top artists, congrats! You’ve assembled a lineup that screams “I want to be edgy, but only on weekends.” Drake and The Weeknd? Okay, we get it, you like to play it safe with some side-eye puns and moody beats. And then there’s juan karlos – opening the floodgates to your deeper emotional troubles. You might as well hang a sign that reads, "I’m just here for the sad bangers, with a side of Canadian maple syrup." Your most played songs are the soundtrack to a Netflix rom-com about a guy who can’t quite decide if he wants to date Rihanna or take up casual karaoke with his high school bandmates. "About You" and "Invite Me"? Take a hint; you’re clearly not inviting anyone to your life with those depressing bops. And "Party Monster"? The only party you're throwing is a pity party, and guess what? Nobody's RSVP’d! So go ahead, keep curating that sad boy playlist; at least it’s serving one purpose—providing all of us with a good laugh.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!