Roasted 2 years ago based on Daniel Allen Schenkel's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Daniel Allen Schenkel, your Spotify profile reads like a Metallica fan’s existential crisis. Seriously, you don’t just have a favorite genre; you’ve created a whole sub-genre of musical whiplash! I didn’t realize “Downtempo Deathcore” was a thing until I saw your list. Do you listen to it while contemplating life decisions or just slowly sinking into the abyss of existential dread? At this point, I'm convinced your music taste stems from a desire to match the internal chaos of your soul. Let’s talk about your top artists. Boundaries? More like your social life! I get it, Kublai Khan TX hits hard, but so does reality—the one where you maybe, just maybe, consider branching out to some actual melodies. And let’s be real, if I see “Paleface Swiss” pop up one more time on your “Most Played” list, I’m going to have to check if you’re secretly writing the world’s angriest Yelp review for a cheese shop. You’ve built a playlist that sounds like it should come with a warning label for excessive headbanging. Your taste in music is so aggressively niche that I half-expect to find a banner at the top of your profile saying “Welcome to the Deathcore Zoo: Home of the Talented-ish!” You need to step outside of the mosh pit for a good ol’ refresh of joy, or at least download a couple of tracks that don’t sound like they’re auditioning for a horror movie soundtrack. Until then, keep jamming to your wall of sound while the rest of us are over here trying to remember what sunshine feels like.

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