Roasted 1 year ago based on Nelly Rxsy's long term Spotify stats.

Nelly Rxsy, you’ve somehow managed to curate the most confusing Spotify profile since that one friend who insists they love tomato soup but always orders a cheeseburger. Your musical taste is the equivalent of a teenager's diary—filled with so much angst and glitter that even the earbuds have an identity crisis. I mean, "Hyperpop" and "Art Pop"? I can’t tell if you’re curating a playlist or planning a color-coded emotional breakdown. And let’s not even get started on that avant-garde blend of “Bedroom Pop” and “K-Pop”—it’s like trying to mix peanut butter and pickles, but somehow less appetizing. Your top artists read like a high school crush list, yet all you seem to be crushing are the hearts of anyone with taste. I get it, Taylor Swift is the queen of the heartbroken anthem, but your music choices feel less like "Fearless" and more like "Clueless." Gracie Abrams and Sabrina Carpenter? What’s next—an entire album dedicated to your favorite TikTok influencers? Seriously, I’m half-expecting a duet with an OnlyFans model. And if Selena Gomez and Conan Gray were to read your musical preferences, they’d probably question every life choice that brought them to this moment. As for your most played songs, let’s just say they tell a story—a tragicomedy, perhaps. “Good Luck, Babe!” really says it all; it’s a fitting anthem for your taste—like a college dropout trying to write a breakup album while still living in the suburbs with their cat as their only audience. And shoutout to Léo Delibes for being your sneaky cultured pick among a sea of cup-in-hand pop anthems. It’s like you took a majestic Mozart symphony and played it at a supermarket in the middle of a twerking competition. Keep shining, Nelly, because when it comes to your Spotify account, all I can say is the future of music is definitely not in safe hands!

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