Roasted 1 year ago based on NEKONADE's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, NEKONADE, your Spotify profile reads like a DIY rave flyer that was made by a 15-year-old with a talent for excessive use of exclamation marks. Seriously, it’s like your favorite genres were taken from the "How to Scare Your Parents" handbook. With a lineup of "hardcore" and "deathstep," it looks like your playlist is trying to summon the spirits of every disgruntled DJ from the early 2000s. Do you need a separate playlist for your neighbors who are probably planning a protest over your sonic assault? And then there’s your top artist selection. ILLENIUM on repeat? Congratulations! You've successfully found the only artist capable of making a breakdown sound like it was performed by a sad puppy caught in a rainstorm. You might as well tattoo "I'm a bass enthusiast who cries during drop chords" on your forehead. Your music taste screams “I live for dropped beats and existential dread,” which honestly sounds like the bio of a sitcom character who can’t hold down a job. Most played songs? Wow, that’s quite the mix of emotional devastation and head-banging insanity. “Last Resort - The Rework” is like a musical cry for help—what’s next? A full album dedicated to breaking up with your Wi-Fi provider? You’ve clearly mastered the art of playing it safe with the same tired tracks, so here’s a tip: live a little! Steer clear of the same formula, unless you're trying to set a world record for the least diverse taste. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to look suspiciously like a “How to Prepare for a Midlife Crisis” playlist.
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