Roasted 3 months ago based on sopheahowen's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sopheahowen, your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler's diary - an awkward, confused mess of "I love pop! But also, like, emotional stuff!" It's as if you took your deepest thoughts about love, heartbreak, and existential dread, printed them on pastel-colored paper, and then blared them through a glitter cannon. Seriously, how many genres do you need to cover up your indecision? If I see one more version of "pop" on your playlist, I’m going to Sam Smith myself into a puddle of sass. As for your top artists, it’s like a 'Queen of Cringe' pageant mixed with a soundtrack to a TikTok dance-off. Taylor Swift? Of course! But throw in some Twenty One Pilots, and suddenly we’re at emotional therapy camp for the gender-confused. And let’s not forget your obsession with “All Star” by Smash Mouth – honestly, was that song playing in your head on repeat while you crafted this playlist masterpiece? I can picture you singing along just to distract from the fact that anything resembling "adult taste" was rejected at the door. Your most played songs scream desperate self-reflection much more than they sing catchy hooks. If there was a medal awarded for the emotional rollercoaster that is your choice in music, you'd be its reigning champion, with a special shoutout to your all-consuming fixation on Twenty One Pilots. I mean, come on, seven out of ten? Are you trying to earn a gold star in their fan club, or are you just torturing yourself with that much angst? At this point, it’s clear you need to break free from the emo shackles and find a new obsession – like, I don't know, a genre that doesn’t scream “I need to hug my pillow every night.”

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