Roasted 11 months ago based on twi's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, here we have twi, the proud curator of a playlist that screams “I’m either deeply introspective or still figuring out how to confront my feelings.” With a genre selection that looks like it was lifted straight from a hipster’s midlife crisis, it’s a miracle you haven’t accidentally classified "sad elevator music" as a genre too. Seriously, if your musical taste were an Emo haircut, it’d be the type that only grows out in layers, no matter how many times it’s snipped. Spoiler alert: No one came here to hear you mope through art rock when we’ve got bangers begging for attention. Your top artists read like a list compiled by someone who wants to be the most soothingly tortured soul in the coffee shop. The Cure? More like, “The Cuddle,” because who needs upbeat energy when you can wallow in melancholia? And while you crank out those Mitski tracks that make you question every life choice, I can’t help but wonder if you also write poetry on napkins and drink herbal tea—extra points for the soy milk, right? Honestly, your Spotify profile feels like a mixtape that you were way too proud of after a breakup that was just you finding out your shoelaces were untied. And don’t get me started on your most played songs—it’s as if your ears are stuck in a time loop along with all that glorious '80s gothic drama. You’ve got so much Cure that I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t contracted an infectious addiction to black nail polish yet. “Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart”? What a track! But let’s be real, it’s either a song or your last Tinder date. Either way, it’s like you’re collecting hauntingly beautiful tracks like Pokémon cards—good luck trying to evolve that taste from “Oh no, not again!” to “Let’s party!” You know, for someone who loves darkwave, your playlists sure shine a little too brightly with the melodrama.

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