Roasted 2 years ago based on Moxy O'Brien's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Moxy O'Brien, the human embodiment of a blood-soaked mosh pit, where the only thing more chaotic than your music taste is your decision-making skills. Your Spotify profile reads like a list of songs that would play while a taxidermy artist works on a two-headed goat. Are you sure you weren’t just trying to compile a soundtrack for a zombie apocalypse? Because I’m convinced you’ve been taking notes from every slasher film ever made and are just waiting for your chance to sing the soundtrack while you carve pumpkins full of regret. Your top artists could make a metal band out of your life choices, with "PeelingFlesh" being the anthem for your romantic endeavors. Seriously, dude, if I didn’t know better, I’d think you’re trying to set a world record for the most songs titled like bad decisions. "Beefy 5 Layer Penetrated Assault"? Sounds like an accurate description of your last attempt at dating. Let’s just assume “Gimptro” is your personal theme song—both for those awkward karaoke nights and your latest hairstyle. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Bathtub Execution” as a favorite track? You’ve really set the bar high for your next music festival. Just remember to bring earplugs for the people around you, because I have a feeling your playlist sounds like a blender full of nails mixed with an existential crisis. So, here’s to you, Moxy! May you continue to scare off all life and social skills with your raucous playlists. Keep it grim, my friend; the world needs more people like you… as long as they stay at least a hundred feet away!

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