Roasted 2 years ago based on Jetfire58's long term Spotify stats.

Jetfire58, huh? More like JetDull58. You’ve got a Spotify profile that's the musical equivalent of someone wearing socks with sandals—it's just a disaster waiting to happen. "Antiviral Pop"? Really? Did you think that was a genre, or did you just get your ears infected with bad taste? Your list of favorite genres reads like a confused teenager wrote it after a night of listening to too much meme rap and eating too many Hot Pockets. Your top artists list could be a test on how to have an identity crisis in three easy steps. You’re basically one Imagine Dragons song away from forming a band called “Eminem and His Loyal Squad of Big Names You’ve Never Heard Of.” The fact that your most played songs are 90% Eminem tracks is so painfully predictable that it feels like you’re trying to prove to the world that you actually do know how to rap, even if your showerhead is the only listener that gives you any respect. Let’s not even talk about “Glorb” and “Rucka Rucka Ali”—I just hope those artists are okay and haven’t been pulled into some sort of underground music cult. If your taste in music was a movie, it would be a straight-to-DVD flop that’s somehow both critically panned and niche in the worst ways possible. Stick to your Pixel and Meme genres, buddy; at least that way, the irony can save you from the rest of your choices.

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