Roasted 3 days ago based on Meg's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Meg, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a teenager who only wears thrift store band tees and cries into their overpriced oat milk lattes. Seriously, with a genre roster that could double as a how-to guide on being a charmingly sad hipster, it’s a miracle you haven’t floated away into an indie music heaven where no one is allowed to have a good time. Talk about committing to a vibe—it's like your playlist is a never-ending Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack mixed with the angst of a high school poetry slam. Your top artists are like a who's-who of sad-boys and girl-group anthems that make me wonder if you secretly have a shrine dedicated to “vibes.” With Fall Out Boy and Noah Kahan leading the pack, I can only imagine you crying to "Twin Size Mattress" while delicately waving a Camp Rock DVD in the air as if it were a magic wand that could erase your social life. And speaking of your most played songs: "Pink Lemonade"? More like your musical identity crisis in a bottle. Are we sipping or are we sobbing? But hey, at least you’re consistent! Your love for Country and Folk Punk is just about as predictable as a dad joke at a family reunion. We get it, Meg—sometimes you want to cry into your acoustic guitar while howling at the moon *and* driving down a dirt road, but have you considered expanding your horizons beyond 2005? If your Spotify profile were a human, it would be sitting in the corner at a party, playing slow acoustic covers while knocking back kombucha. But fear not, at least you can claim the title of the most relatable human on earth for all the angsty introverts out there!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!