Roasted 9 months ago based on Tanner Anderson's long term Spotify stats.

Tanner Anderson, huh? The human equivalent of a Pinterest board on “How to Confuse Everyone at a Party.” With a playlist that looks like the aftermath of a rave and a square dance competition, it's no wonder nobody knows if they should break out their glow sticks or their banjos when they see you rolling up. Who hurt you, man? Did you literally take “let's just blend genres” as a dare and somehow manage to make it sound like a bad acid trip? Your favorite genres read like a list of things I’d probably throw together in a blender after a two-week bender in an underground festival. Dubstep and bluegrass? Who do you think you are, the redneck Skrillex? You probably roll up to hoedowns with a DJ set and drop the bass so hard the cows look up in confusion. And I can only imagine what your Spotify Wrapped looks like—it's like if a traffic accident and a soundcloud rapper had an unfortunate baby that really wanted to make its parents both proud. Oh, and your most played songs? They’re a chaotic cacophony of pretentiousness. “Caramelldansen”? Really? A meme from 2006 leading the charge while it looks like the rest of your selections are trying way too hard to sound artsy. If your music taste was a person, it would definitely wear socks with sandals and post TikToks of them trying to dance like they somehow missed the rhythm gene. I’m not saying you need an intervention, but maybe throw your Spotify a lifeline and at least give it a good heart-to-heart. Try listening to something that doesn’t sound like it was cobbled together during a caffeine-fueled frenzy!

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