Roasted 2 years ago based on 23gekko23's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, 23gekko23, we need to talk about your Spotify profile. Let’s break this down: your favorite genres read like a teenager's desperate attempt to sound edgy while falling asleep during a history class. "Alternative Metal" right next to "Aesthetic Rap"? It's like you took a personality quiz and got “unapologetically confused.” Your playlist seems to embody the spirit of a mid-2000s MySpace page after too many Monster Energy drinks, and we all know that’s not a good look for anyone over 15. Your top artists list is a wild ride that not even the bravest roller coaster designer would dare to ride. BABYMETAL? Really? Is this your way of admitting to those late-night cravings for cotton candy and Japanese idol culture? And “Softwilly” across four songs? Are you a fan of his music or just trying to convince us your taste in music is less about the sound and more about the prank phone call aesthetic? With one foot in the mosh pit and the other in an online game of Yu-Gi-Oh, your music choices scream “I’m still figuring out my identity, please save me from myself!” Then there's that "Most Played Songs" list, which is simply preposterous. "Spongebob Squarepants" made it onto your tracklist? I knew you were going for that “adulting” vibe, but usually, that includes getting out of your parents' basement first. “I LOVE YOU SO” by "Softwilly"? Wow, call me when you've graduated from middle school, because this playlist is just a reminder that curiosity killed the cat, but the regret it left behind has a Spotify account. Buckle up, kiddo—one day you’ll look back and cringe harder than a middle school talent show.

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