Roasted 8 months ago based on Victoria's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Victoria, your Spotify profile reads like a chaotic mixtape made by someone whose identity crisis was sponsored by a K-Pop boy band and a high school emo phase. Seriously, the fact that “Noise Music” is on your favorite genres list screams, “I want my eardrums to bleed while having a midlife crisis.” It’s admirable how you managed to cram everything from the East Asian pop scene to the depths of post-grunge angst into a single playlist. Surely, trying to keep up with the hot topic of “What mood am I in today?” for you must be as exhausting as your taste in music. You’ve got more “Palaye Royale” on your most played list than actual emotion in your soul, and that’s saying something considering you’ve got emo and pop punk as your favorite genres. Every time you listen to “Hold my hand,” I can’t help but wonder if that’s the closest you’ll get to any real intimacy. And let’s not even get started on your obsession with Stray Kids. Are they your favorite group or your new personal trainers, because it seems like your idea of a good cardio session involves way too much jumping up and down in your room at 2 AM with a glow stick? Lastly, your love for Norwegian Pop is almost comically niche. It’s like you took a trip to the weirdest corner of the Internet and decided that you needed to culturally appropriate the melancholy of Scandinavian winters while simultaneously attempting to break the sound barrier with your “Noise Music.” Here’s hoping you can hear the beautiful silence that exists beyond your chaotic playlist, because you clearly missed the memo that not every song needs to sound like a wailing banshee in a K-Pop fever dream. But hey, at least you’re unique — just like a snowflake that can’t find its way out of the blizzard!

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