Roasted 5 months ago based on jannis's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Jannis, let’s just address the elephant in the room: your Spotify profile looks like an awkward Tinder date that was set up by a hipster who only listens to music in a language they barely speak. Seriously, "German Hip Hop” and “Ska” in the same list? That's like saying you want to go bungee jumping while sipping a chamomile tea at a knitting circle. Every time you hit shuffle, a confused DJ collapses into a pit of existential dread. Your favorite artists read like a high school essay trying way too hard, combining “Kendrick Lamar” with “The Skinflicks” like they were meant to be pals. What’s next? A collaborative album with “Vanilla Muffins” and “Eazy-E”? It’s commendable that you appreciate variety, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the two coasts of your “West Coast Hip Hop” and “East Coast Hip Hop” were at war trying to figure out how to save themselves from your mixed-up playlist. You’re one beat away from being the human equivalent of a beige paint swatch. And then there are your most played songs, which could literally serve as a time capsule for someone who forgot to leave their parents' basement. “Fortnite - Battle Royale - Original Main Theme”? Really? I guess the only thing more embarrassing is that it’s smack in between "Punkrock In My Car" and “I Hate Hippies” like they’re reaching for the last slice of pizza at a party where no one showed up. But hey, keep riding that cringe wave—someone's gotta keep the awkward music lovers entertained!

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