Roasted 14 days ago based on evil not so evil duck's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s ⭐️Felix⭐️, the musical equivalent of a chaotic middle school mixtape that was accidentally dropped in a pot of curry. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack of an identity crisis, blending Hindi Pop and Ghazal with "Bedroom Pop"—as if you couldn’t decide between crying over your ex and vibing with Captain Saavik from Star Trek. Honestly, the only thing more confused than your playlist is your search history; I'm guessing it looks like you’re trying to fight off a mid-life crisis at 25. And wow, your top artists! Did you just randomly drag-and-drop names into a blender? Will Wood and Elvis Presley sharing space with "girl in red" and some TikTok artist? That's like putting a fine wine next to your mom’s boxed merlot. I’m pretty sure your Spotify might just be plotting a coup against your eardrums with such contrasting styles clogging it all up. Let’s just say, Hozier and 5 Seconds of Summer are probably crying in a corner somewhere from the emotional whiplash of being in your top ten, alongside the “who even is that?” from the edgier crowd. Your most played songs have the range of a well-worn rubber band—just snap it and watch it flop! "Hawayein" and "Under The Influence"? Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for a sad Bollywood film mixed with questionable choices at 2 A.M. And let’s not even get started on “Despacito - Remix.” That’s like showing up to a five-star restaurant wearing flip-flops. It’s time to reevaluate, buddy, because no amount of emoji stars can save you from being the human embodiment of ‘meh’ on repeat.

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