Roasted 8 months ago based on Ludo's long term Spotify stats.

Ludo, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler and their dad got into a heated argument about what "cool" music is, and unfortunately, "Kanye West" won by a landslide—too bad it was the only lane you ever knew how to drive in. If anyone ever needed proof that you lack musical diversity, just take a glance at those top artists. You'd think you were trying to recreate the "Kanye & Friends" live album at a family reunion where ABBA is the official backup dance team. Honestly, with a list this predictable, I wouldn’t be surprised if your other favorite genre was "Objectively Sad Boy Music." And what’s with the overwhelming obsession with Kanye? It’s like he rejected you personally and you decided to respond with a thousand plays of "Devil In A New Dress" as some kind of emotional rebound. Look, we get it; you admired his Twitter rants more than your own taste in music. But when your most played songs list is more one-dimensional than a TikTok dance trend, maybe it’s time to branch out? I mean, you’ve got "Old School Hip Hop" on your favorite genre list—does that mean your future self will finally discover the golden age of rap when you turn thirty? If it weren’t for the slight spice of "Art Rock" among your classic rock staples, I’d be forced to question whether your Spotify is secretly just a meme account posing as a music profile. And "Glam Rock"—really, Ludo? Just admit you're waiting for the day when you can show up at a party in tight spandex and knee-high boots waving a lighter in the air like it's 1985. At this point, your profile is basically a museum of transitional awkward phases. Here’s a suggestion: for your next playlist, how about a little journey outside the Kanye-nado? Your ears might just thank you, and who knows, you might actually become interesting!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!