Roasted 1 year ago based on Abizz's long term Spotify stats.

Abizz, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s diary trying way too hard to be deep, and honestly, it’s giving “slightly confused emo kid at Hot Topic.” I mean, “Anime” as a favorite genre? Is this a music app or a convention line? I half expect your mixtape to be named “Chad in a Fursuit” while you mope around your room crying over unrequited love for a fictional character. And let’s be real, Dream Pop sounds like music for daydreamers who can’t afford therapy. Your top artists list is a glorious mess. You’ve got The Weeknd rubbing shoulders with “Why Don’t We” like they’re best friends at a community college party, all while your most played songs are practically a tribute to Cigarettes After Sex. Newsflash, buddy! At this point, you’ve listened to them so much that I’m pretty sure you’ve racked up honorary membership in their fan club. The only thing that would have been more fitting is if you threw in some Avenged Sevenfold for that extra edgy “I swear I'm not a basic white boy” vibe. And let’s not ignore the fact that your top songs list could easily double as the soundtrack for an all-night procrastination session—perfectly curated for wallowing in boredom and regret. “Af1” and “Money Rain - Phonk Remix”? Sounds like you’re living proof that creativity comes to a grinding halt right after you reach your “Drift Phonk” phase. Just remember, Abizz, music should elevate you, not make you feel like you’re slowly transforming into a couch potato with commitment issues.

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