Roasted 4 hours ago based on rehana's long term Spotify stats.

Rehana, your Spotify profile looks less like a collection of favorite tracks and more like a cry for help. With favorites that range from “Rage Rap” to “Bedroom Pop,” it’s like your musical taste is trying to unlock the secret to life’s greatest misery. What’s next? A playlist titled “Songs for When I'm Crying in the Shower”? Don’t worry; we all know that "Trap Soul" is basically just asking for a hug while sulking in your room. And let’s not even get started on your top artists, because clearly, your Spotify doesn't have a filter for cringe. “The Weeknd” and “Drake” stand tall next to “Lil Peep” and “Emo Rap” as if it’s a sad high school reunion of your mood swings. I’m surprised you haven’t thrown in a few more obscure artists, just to confirm that you’re not just a regular 20-something living in a studio apartment, but a tortured artist in your own right. Next thing you’ll tell us is that you pour your morning coffee while listening to “Cigarettes out the Window” and contemplating existence. Deep, Rehana. Really deep. Your “Most Played” list is basically a time capsule from a Tumblr page circa 2016, and we're all here for it! “Ribs” by Lorde? Rebel vibes at a sleepover? Sleep can be overrated! And seriously, “welcome and goodbye”? Talk about commitments! I hope the only thing you’re welcoming is an upgrade on those life choices. But hey, don’t take it too personally, your music taste shows just enough angst that we’re all slightly concerned—like a group of friends watching someone enthusiastically trying to cook using nothing but expired ramen and a microwave. Keep up the intriguing chaos, great philosopher of Spotify!

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