Roasted 2 years ago based on kenly's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kenly, your Spotify profile is a veritable treasure trove of tunes that would make a middle school musical director weep with joy—and perhaps even envy. Pop? Broadway? Is this a playlist or an audition for a role in the next Broadway revival of 'Everyone's a Little Bit Basic'? If ‘Indie Pop’ and ‘POV: Indie’ were flavors of ice cream, I'd guess they're the vanilla and slightly less vanilla options, respectively, from a gourmet shop that only caters to indecisive hipsters. And let’s take a moment to appreciate your top artists. Taylor Swift? Does she even know she’s single-handedly carrying your musical credibility on her back like some kind of pop culture sherpa? Your most played songs read like a list of tracks they’d play at a sad Netflix special featuring college kids trying to figure out their lives for the umpteenth time. “Forty Whacks (Entr’acte)?” Is this a song or an awkward nod to your unfulfilled dreams of being both a pop star and a Broadway diva? And how about that lovely “willow - lonely witch version”? Is that a remix or just the official soundtrack of your love life? At this rate, you might as well have a dedicated playlist titled "Tears and Unrequited Love" because let’s be honest, that’s all these choices scream. But bless your heart, Kenly, you’ve managed to collect a roster of artists that looks like the lineup for a “How to Be a Kitschy Millennial” seminar. With “Boston Folk” and “Art Pop” vying for your heart, it’s like you’re trying to say, “I’m deep, but only on Wednesdays.” So keep swiping through those playlists like you're searching for a personality; just know that we're all fully aware you're living in the fantasy of a Broadway finale while the rest of us are over here, praying Spotify finally comes out with a “Non-Dramatic Adulting” playlist. Good luck, superstar!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!