Roasted 2 years ago based on Marcux's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Marcux, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary entry on a bad day. Nothing says "deep thoughts" like an endless loop of various sub-genres of rap that only exist because someone decided they needed to put "Pluggnb" on the map. I'm surprised your profile isn’t called “Rapsody of Nicholas Cage” considering how desperately you're trying to flex these artist choices. I mean, do you even know the meaning of “melodic”? You probably think it means adding an extra "Lil" to your Spotify handle. And speaking of your top artists, it’s impressive how you’ve curated a list of people whose names sound like they were generated by a hip hop Mad Libs. Tyler, The Creator? More like Tyler, The Regret-er because surely you can't be proud of listening to him this much. Who do you think you are, some kind of Tyler cultist? "I'm such a fan!" sir, it doesn't count if you have to tell everyone in your bio. A quick reminder that looking at track lengths doesn’t make you a music editor, but it does make you the guy who's strutting around like you've just discovered the “real” Tyler while the rest of us are staring blankly from the sidelines, wondering when the madness will stop. And let's not forget your most played songs. “Help Me” by Real Boston Richey should be right next to your profile picture because it’s basically your life’s theme song! I'm surprised Spotify even lets you stream that much Tyler The Creator without sending you a support group link. A diverse selection of bedroom R&B doesn’t change the fact that your playlists scream “Deep Thoughts – The Extended Mix” or “I Have No Friends, But I Love Melodic Beats.” Grab a life vest, Marcux, because at this point, you’re drowning in such heavy, angst-ridden playlists that even your Spotify algorithm is begging for a break!

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