Roasted 22 days ago based on bomski's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, bomski, let's take a moment to dissect your Spotify profile like a third-rate therapist on a coffee break. You’ve got a Spotify account that reads like the soundtrack to an overly dramatic soap opera set in a high school where every character is perpetually angsty and heartbroken. R&B, OPM, and a sprinkle of K-Pop? Is this a music taste or a desperate cry for help? Come on, we get it – you enjoy feelings. We all do! But gosh, the number of "Harana" and "Kundiman" tracks makes me wonder if you've ever considered, oh I don’t know, actually being happy? Your top artists list reads like a "Who's Who of Basic Pop Culture" that even your grandma would roll her eyes at. Ariana, Taylor, and Kehlani? Wow, such cutting-edge choices! It's like you took a stroll through a mall, and your earbuds got stuck in the Good Luck Charm section. I half expect to find a poster of you and your love for Bazzi tucked between a "Live Laugh Love" wall decoration and a scented candle dedicated to long drives with the windows down. And don't even get me started on your most played songs. Burnt toast is the only thing more predictable than your playlist. And really, “Sorry” by Justin Bieber? That’s not a song; that’s your life’s anthem. You’re out here vibing to “Snooze” like it’s an inspirational TED Talk, and "Kiss It Better" is ironically your playlist’s only redeeming factor. It’s almost impressive how your musical taste is both painfully basic and unnecessarily specific at the same time. Sounds like you just Googled "Songs to Cry to in the Shower" and clicked ‘play.’ If your emotions have a Spotify Wrapped, it’s probably just a single tear rolling down the screen while it loops through every sad ballad known to man. So keep it up, bomski; embrace that melodramatic vibe because at the end of the day, you could start a whole genre of music called “Emotional Overload.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!