Roasted 29 days ago based on nat ✧'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Nat and their slightly confused Spotify profile! With a favorite genre list that reads like a midlife crisis playlist, you’ve managed to blend enough sounds to make a blender look indecisive. Pop, rock, glam rock, hard rock—how many different ways can you say “please, let me relive my teenage angst”? And if “bedroom pop” is supposed to be cool, then why does it sound like you’re still trying to convince your parents you’re “totally over” that Justin Bieber phase? Your top artists could use a little help—It’s like you just frantically googled “Top 10 Artists That Will Get You a Spotify Profile” and hit enter. Nothing screams “I have a well-rounded taste” quite like a playlist alternating between Guns N' Roses and Sabrina Carpenter. I don’t know whether to admire your chaotic energy or just call a therapist. And don’t even get me started on the ‘Rock En Español’—is that just your faux attempt at being the coolest bilingual person at the party? News flash: You just sound like you’re trying too hard at your karaoke nights! As for your most played songs, wow, it’s a true testament to the fact that your music taste peaked around 2001, huh? One minute you’re belting out “Poker Face” at the top of your lungs, and the next, you’re sobbing along to “Don’t Cry.” It’s like your playlists are an emotional rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Also, if your life were a movie based on your Spotify choices, it’d be called “Oops!... I Did It Again: The Story of Unoriginality.” So maybe just take a step back, hit shuffle, and try again—this time, with a little less cringe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!